Terms & Conditions

TERMS & CONDITIONS
 

THE SHORT VERSION (Because nobody reads these things either)​

Last Updated: March 1, 2026

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THE BASIC GIST: 

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You must use our site honestly. Don't steal our content. Don't be a bad actor. If you buy something and it arrives broken, we'll fix it. If you change your mind, read the refund section. If you're here to cause problems, the jungle has an exit.

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WHO WE ARE

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This website (theevedirective.com and associated domains) is owned and operated by The Veilguide Society, trading as The E.V.E. Directive.

Contact Email: HQ@theevedirective.com

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The E.V.E. Directive is a global transmedia investigative universe and intelligence operation.

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We utilize a global decentralized intelligence network to illuminate systemic shadows through immersive media, data-driven journalism, and satirical commentary.

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These Terms & Conditions govern your use of our website, content, and any purchases made through our store (trading as Petrohelios Bazaar).

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BY USING THIS SITE, YOU AGREE TO:

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Use it for lawful purposes only. Not reproduce, distribute, or commercially exploit our content without written permission. Not attempt to hack, scrape, or disrupt the site or its infrastructure. Provide accurate information when making purchases.

Be at least 18 years old, or have parental permission if under 18.

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INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

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All content on this site — including but not limited to investigative reports, character profiles, lore, branding, imagery, copy, and the E.V.E. Directive universe — is the original creative and intellectual property of The Veilguide Society.

You may not reproduce, republish, or redistribute any content without explicit written permission from HQ@theevedirective.com.

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Sharing links to our content is encouraged. Stealing our content is not.

We have a Georgie Foxglove. She has footnotes.

Don't make us use them.

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CONTENT DISCLAIMER

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The E.V.E. Directive publishes investigative journalism and satirical commentary. Our content is sourced from peer-reviewed research, institutional data, and verified public records. It is intended for informational and educational purposes only.

Nothing on this site constitutes medical, legal, or financial advice. Always consult a qualified professional for decisions affecting your health, legal situation, or finances.

Satirical content is clearly framed as such. Investigative content is sourced and cited.

We take accuracy and fact checking seriously - serious.

If you believe we have made a factual error, contact us at HQ@theevedirective.com.

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PATREON & MEMBERSHIP

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Membership tiers and access levels are managed through Patreon. By joining, you also agree to Patreon's Terms of Service. Membership benefits are subject to change. We will notify members of significant changes via Patreon messaging.

Membership fees are processed by Patreon. Refund requests for Patreon memberships are handled per Patreon's refund policy.

PURCHASES & STORE

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Our merch store operates under the trading name Petrohelios Bazaar. Orders are fulfilled by third-party print-on-demand partners including Printful and Tapshirt. By placing an order, you agree to their respective terms of service in addition to ours.

See our Refund Policy below for full details on returns, exchanges, and damaged items.

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HEALTH ADVICE DISCLAIMER

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The E.V.E. Directive is an investigative cinematic universe. It is not a medical practice, a healthcare provider, or your G.P. (though statistically, we've probably done more research).

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Nothing on this site constitutes medical advice. Nothing here should replace a qualified health professional. Not even the parts where we're more accurate than your last appointment.

The VGS Evidence Archive contains documented, peer-reviewed research presented for educational and investigative purposes only.

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If something you read here resonates — (and it will) please take it to a doctor who will listen. They exist. We are also investigating where they are hiding.

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LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

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To the maximum extent permitted by Australian law, The Veilguide Society is not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this site or its content.

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GOVERNING LAW

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These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of the jurisdiction in which our primary operations are registered. Any disputes will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the relevant local courts.

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CHANGES TO THESE TERMS

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We may update these Terms occasionally. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance. Significant changes will be communicated via site notification or email.